Evil Experiment #1 Part 5 - Points to remember

So here's a quick summary of the salient points from the previous couple of days of messing around with Celine's Plenty Of Fish account...

1. Do NOT use "hi" as your subject line when emailing women on POF - if you do, you'll fall into the invisible man category for sure.

2. Do NOT be sexually explicit in your emails unless by some act of God, she starts it, even then be careful.

3. Do NOT send your email/MSN address or phone number in the first email.

4. Do NOT put yourself down unless you can do it in a majorly cocky/funny way. Anything less projects weakness and insecurity.

5. Do NOT focus on a woman's looks. She's much more than that.

6. Do NOT write single word emails.

7. Do NOT write emails when you've been licking poisonous toads.

8. Do NOT show shirtless pictures.

9. Do NOT send "gifts" - it's pointless and needy.

10. Do NOT use canned materials from "seduction community" gurus.

11. Do NOT forget to keep track of who you've emailed.

12. Do NOT add a woman to your favourites - They can see you've done it and it's more than a little creepy. If you want to bookmark someone's profile for later viewing, hold down the "ctrl" button on your keyboard and press "D" to bookmark the page in your browser.